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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

14.06.2025 08:52

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?

Next, they tried...

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Unacceptable again!

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Hysterias & Posteriors

What can melt your heart?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Then came..

How do you relax?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?

No, not a chance

No way

Still no good

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