What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 06:55
Then came..
Loons and Moons
No way
Wall Street’s big rally stalls following some discouraging economic data - AP News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Will norovirus surge early again this year? CDC urges tracking of new strain. - CBS News
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Still no good.
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Thumbs down again.
Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Jury In Harvey Weinstein Rape Retrial Set To Start Deliberations Wednesday – Update - Deadline
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
‘Stick’: Apple’s Golf Comedy Scores on the Charms of Owen Wilson - Rolling Stone
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Who is someone that inspires you?
No go.
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics