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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 06:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Then came..

Loons and Moons

No way

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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No, not a chance

share office space ...

Still no good.

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Thumbs down again.

Will you share your wife? Can she take both of us at the same time?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

What is the worst name in Tolkien’s legendarium (meaning and look)?

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Freaks and Cheeks

Who is someone that inspires you?

No go.

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Do you think the beginning of movies is often better than the rest of the film? Is this a common opinion or do others share this view?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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