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10.06.2025 08:18

Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Then came..
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Has Messi scored against the Buffon?
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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