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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 08:18

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Then came..

If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

My Girlfriend Had a Legendary Sex Life Before Me. No One Will Let Me Forget It. - Slate Magazine

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

What are some signs that someone may be being stalked by an organization or secret society? How can they find out for sure?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What’s a mistake most guys make when trying to get a girlfriend?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Has Messi scored against the Buffon?

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

What’s something you did a lot as a kid that you don’t miss now that you’re an adult?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Over 7 million Americans are unemployed — the most since 2017. Why it won’t get better anytime soon. - MarketWatch

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why is digital marketing important?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Can you explain the meaning of "mint condition" in relation to antiques or collectibles?

Loons and Moons

Minds and Behinds

After more than 60 years of development, here is the nuclear engine that is set to go to Mars with NASA. - Farmingdale Observer

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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