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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
Next, they tried...
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I want to touch my sister’s boobs. What do I say?
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
What's the most trivial thing that ever made you go to the doctor?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What sets porcini mushrooms apart from other types of mushrooms, such as button mushrooms?
No, not a chance
No way
Still no good